Posted by: bravo22c | 13/02/2010

Birth Control

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was
enough, as the social wouldn’t buy them a bigger bed and they weren’t
strong enough to nick one.

The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife
didn’t want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
would fix the problem but it was expensive……

A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it,
put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest
guy in the world, but I don’t see how putting a firework in a beer can next to
my ear is going to help me.”

Trust me, it will do the job”, said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count: “1, 2, 3, 4, 5,” at which
point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could
continue counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, parts of Bradford and
anywhere in Wales.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Categories

%d bloggers like this: